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some crap a weirdo does

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No offense to any of you parents out there, but I’m sure as shit glad I don’t have any kids, so I don’t have to sober up for anything

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sloth-grunge:

actual photo of me at school
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sloth-grunge:

actual photo of me at school

(Source: fiveminutess, via pizza)

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gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

(via pizza)

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nickthegeekbear:

I’m super scared. I have no idea what I’d use this for, but I love it.
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nickthegeekbear:

I’m super scared. I have no idea what I’d use this for, but I love it.

(Source: aileine, via aljini)

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did you know you can wear socks twice?

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sophialorens:

Quentin Tarantino a.k.a Queen of Sass in an interviewing promoting Kill Bill, 2003. (x)

(via scottthepilgrim)

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LMFAO at Windows Phone commercials like I know those are actors because nobody actually likes having one of those things

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pizza:

can veggiedonging be a thing because its all I do at the supermarket
here’s a little something I prepared earlier
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pizza:

can veggiedonging be a thing because its all I do at the supermarket
here’s a little something I prepared earlier

(via grocerys)

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

(via scottthepilgrim)

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Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

(via pricklylegs)

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flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick
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flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

(via grocerys)

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castrovulva:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

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(via scottthepilgrim)

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(Source: sandandglass, via pricklylegs)

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