No offense to any of you parents out there, but I’m sure as shit glad I don’t have any kids, so I don’t have to sober up for anything

No offense to any of you parents out there, but I’m sure as shit glad I don’t have any kids, so I don’t have to sober up for anything
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
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I’m super scared. I have no idea what I’d use this for, but I love it.
did you know you can wear socks twice?
Quentin Tarantino a.k.a Queen of Sass in an interviewing promoting Kill Bill, 2003. (x)
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LMFAO at Windows Phone commercials like I know those are actors because nobody actually likes having one of those things
medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
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Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’
omfg what a great man
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